SMILEEEEEEE :);):):):):)

Professor khaali plate mein roti dubo kr kha rha tha…
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Waiter: Aap ye kia kr rhe ho??
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Prof: Hum maths Teacher hain,

Hum ne daal suppose ki hui hai :)

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Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum mujhe dhundna.

Agar dhund liya to hum shoping chalenge -.-

Boy: Agar nahi dhunda to?
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Girl: Aisa mat kaho na jaanu main darwaze ke piche hi chupungi :

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PM to Secretary:"Jab se me PM
Bana Hu Meri Maa ko Hichki
Bahut Aati Hai..

Secretary:"Actualy Sir....,
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Petrol ke daam badhne se Log
Aapki Maa Ko Bahut Yaad Karte
Hai...

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Master: Tumne Homework Nahi Kiya, Bolo Kya Saza Du?
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BOY: Woh First seat ki ladki ne bhi Nahi Kiya, Hum Dono ko , Bathroom Me Band Kar do.