JUST LAUGH.........

JUST LAUGH.........

College life is awesome with
Freindzz.....!! ! LATE HONE PE :
"Sale Aaj Bunk nahi tha"?
"Attendence ho gayi kya...."
"Agar pata hota ki iska period
hai
to mai aata hi nahi" .
CLASS ME :
"Uski t-shirt pe kya likha hai
dekh"
"1 page de na.... abe pen bhi to
de,kam se kam hath me ... kuch to ho!"
"Tujhe bhukh nahi lag rahi kya"
"Kya yaar paka raha hai ye
professor toh"
. "AFTER EXAMS":
"Jo choda tha sala vahi aa
gaya".
.
ASSIGNMENT COPY:
"Yeh kya likha hai ??" "Jo word samaj aa rha hai vo
likhde kutte,
jo nhi aa raha uska aise hi
design
bana de".
How many"Likes"for dis college Life :

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Kavi ka beta School Me
Teacher :- what is Noun?
.
Student :- Arz karta hoon,
.
Kutta bhi hota Hai apni gali mein king, Wah wah...
Kutta Bhi Hota hai Apni gali mein King.
.
Noun is a Name Of any person, place or thing.
Old but gold ...

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Girl: Pados wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti hain..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
“AB TUMHARI BARI HAI”
Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.
Friend: Kaise ?
Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main unk Gaal kheench k kehti..
“AB AAP KI BARI HAI” XD

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Classic examples for students of
different age groups :-
.
.
1st to 3rd class - hey ! I studied
everything for exam
.
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4th to 6th class - hey ! That
question was very hard so i leave
only that question
.
.
7th to 10th class - hey ! Read only
important questions .
.
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11th class - i think 4 chapters are
enough 2 get pass .
.
.
12th class - kal exam kaun sa hai
yaar ?
.
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And in college - saalo bata to dete
aaj exam hai, main toh pen bhi
nahi laya

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Cylinder ki lambi line dekh kar
pappu gusse me bola :
Abhi PM k Pichwade pe laat maar
ke aata hun
...
kuccch der baaad wo wapas line
mein laga ...
Dost ne puccha -
Maar aaya? ?
Pappu :
waha isse bhi lambi line lagi
hai ....

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Only a Man understands another
Man..
.
Customer- I want to buy a Ladies
Watch
.
.
.
.
Shopkeeper- Sir, wife keliye
chahiye ya
Branded dikhaun...!?! 

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1 Pinjre me kuch totey ek Toti
ko
6ed rahe the.
Jabki dusre pinjre me 1 ota puja
or
dusra tota Namaz padh raha
tha,
Malik ne socha "kitne nek tote
he,
inke pinjre me toti safe rhegi" Usne toti ko nek toto ke pinjre
me
dal diya.
Jab toti us pinjre me gai to puja
karne wala tota Namaz padhne
wale tote se bola..
"Utho Khan sahab dua qubool
ho
gai...
Apni Item aa gai".

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Kidnapper phone par:
Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai.
saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain.
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Santa: Sabut pakka nahi hai, mundi bhej mundi..:xP